1. A man's love is desire, a woman's desire is love. 2. A shy dick will never get a beautiful lady. 3. A standing dick does not look at beauty. 4. A tired body welcomes more tiredness only when it comes from sex. 5. A woman's mind in the mind, a man's mind in the dick. 6. An impotent man knows a thousand ways to fuck, but when he sees a lovely woman, he forgets each one. 7. Better only one mistress behind the fence than even a hundred at the home. 8. Better to die well than to marry badly. 9. Better to start late than never. 10. Caution fucks wisdom. 11. Dick cannot be everywhere, therefore they created vibrators. 12. Don't be mad at the mirror if you have a crooked dick. 13. Don't be the one who doesn't make you hot. 14. Everywhere well, inside best. 15. Experience is the teacher of the innocent. 16. Forbidden sex tastes best. 17. Free sex is the most expensive one. 18. Fucked once, forgotten forever. 19. Good sex and beautiful woman---two sweet poisons. 20. If you want to lose a lover, borrow the old one. 21. In sex, viewers can see better than actors. 22. Infidelity rules the world in the guise of love. 23. Lust is a mentor. 24. Lust is the mother of excuses. 25. Mistresses do not make us happy, but they allow us to be unhappy in a rather pleasant way. 26. Money and sex are the only languages accepted universally. 27. No dick is big that can't help an orgasm. 28. No good sex is long enough to end. 29. One night, many orgasms. 30. Patience brings sex. 31. Poverty does not suffer from sex. 32. Promises multiple orgasms. 33. Safer above the neck than below the waist. 34. Sex does not count but weighs. 35. Sex is like a fly---sometimes in bed, sometimes in the kitchen. 36. Sex is the opera of the poor. 37. Sex is the spice of life. 38. Sex wins fear. 39. Sexual friendship is the purest deal. 40. Sexual hunger is the best cook. 41. Some fuck by their mouths much more than by their dicks. 42. Tell me who you're fucking, and I'll tell you who you are. 43. The legs do not stretch in front of anyone who fails to praise them. 44. The mistress always makes you happy: by coming and then obviously by leaving. 45. The real danger comes when the heart starts speaking in a lust-game. 46. There is never enough room for two cocks in one condom. 47. To do it, all she needs is a reason, all he needs is just a place. 48. What is at home does not count. 49. What is not in the head must be in the dick. 50. What you can’t fuck is more appealing than what you can. 51. When two fight, the third fucks. 52. When two fuck the same thing, it's not the same thing. 53. White dick, black dick---still a dick. 54. Who can fuck and laugh is not scared of any misfortune. 55. Who overthinks a lot, misses sex a lot. 56. Who promises a lot, fucks a little. 57. Whoever not confused fucks better. 58. Wine is a mirror of lust. 59. With wife, the obligation grows; with mistresses, the taste grows. 60. Without danger, the infidelity game is cold.