Your Questions, My Answers

Many complain that I don't reply to comments. The complaint is more or less true. I'm trying to answer some common but extremely important questions you've asked.
Good thing is, sometimes when I'm feeling low, I visit my comment section. Why do I go there? Come, let's all see together.
Comment 1: Giving a love react even before reading; because I know, brother's writing will surely be amazing. 🤣

Reply 1: Seeing this love of yours, I'm moved to tears! If I'd known earlier, I wouldn't have written at all! In some future post, I'll rescue all fourteen generations of your lineage. Don't forget to give that love react there too!
Comment 2: 'Shuṡanto Paul,' what do you think you are? 🤣

Reply 2: I think I'm 'Susanta Pal.'
Comment 3: Sir, I'm 'weak' in math. Should I do algebra from S.U. Ahmed's book, or from the Oxford Dictionary? 🤣

Reply 3: Brother, believe it or not, you're epic-level strong even in Bengali! For now, learn Bengali spelling from Shahzahan Tapan's book.
Comment 4: I've inboxed you, check right now, reply! 😂

Reply 4: I checked! I thought you'd sent something special that would make my heart leap to reply! Even after hearing all my speeches, you still haven't grasped what motivation means? I'm a supremely failed speaker!
Comment 5: Brother, the way you've posed in this photo, I used to draw papayas like this as a child. 😂

Reply 5: So why don't you draw anymore as an adult? Does holding your hand like this now make you imagine something else?
Comment 6: Sir, inbox your phone number! Or give me a missed call at this number ***! 🤣

Reply 6: What do you need my number for? Don't you have a father or brother at home? There's still time, reform yourself. Devil, you'll get my number, but you won't get the time!
Comment 7: akta sorkare cakre palai amon bab dakata hobe? 🤣

Reply 7: baia, bab na dakala ke apnar moton amon rademad ciriar satha amar daka hoto?
Comment 8: Wish my boyfriend understood me the way you do! 🙄

Reply 8: What's this waiting for? It's not me!
Comment 9: i will mark more then your bcs mark, i challenge you, see. 🤣

Reply 9: I love you, beibeh! Will you marry meh?
Comment 10: You were just fooling around with IBA, wasting the seat! One day it'll all be taken over by the worthless! 🤣

Reply 10: Hasn't it been taken over yet? Before it gets too late, quickly take over, brother!
Comment 11: Why aren't you saying anything about raising the government job age limit to 32? Don't you have any responsibility toward the country? 😂

Reply 11: It's because I have responsibility that I competed fairly, won, and am now fulfilling my duties responsibly! How much more should I do! Now you do a little too!
Comment 12: Brother, I'm very depressed. My girlfriend left me, her home is in Narayanganj, her father's name is... (to be continued)

Reply 12: I swear by all my exes' husbands' money, your girlfriend hasn't come to me. I haven't hidden her away, you can search my house thoroughly if you want.
Comment 12: Why do you write shayari? Can't you write poetry? 🤣

Reply 12: You and I, the rest are all scoundrels. (There, I wrote it.)
Comment 13: Listen, BCS isn't the end-all of life! (I've only taken it four times, that's different. Age has passed, so I've come to lecture you.) 🤣

Reply 13: I heard you. What next? Let me know when your anger subsides. There's rang-cha in the fridge, I'll heat it up mixed with Coke.
Comment 14: Instead of wasting time writing all this, think about the country, how about it? 🤣

Reply 14: Yes, alright. After thinking about the country, I realized the number of Facebook-philosophers is increasing more than field workers!
Comment 15: There's still time, leave the darkness and come to the path of light, come to the right path. Don't destroy your life like this by going down the wrong path! 🤣

Reply 15: Say more, keep saying, it's not feeling bad...
Comment 16: i very very know good english, i want to talk now soon. 🤣

Reply 16: You can kindly start talking to a newborn baby.
Comment 17: kamon kora apne asob lakan? Apnar laka porla amar cocka pane cola asha!

Reply 17: laka porai cocka pane cola asa balo na. apne druto daktar dakan!
Comment 18: What am I hearing about you, answer me, mister! 🤣

Reply 18: What are you hearing, can't you understand? Hearing problems? Then what's it to my wall? I know a good ENT doctor. Need the contact number?
Comment 19: 'This advertisement is only for those who want to buy local jackfruit sap!' Contact us: 01****

Reply 19: Brother, how's business? If it's going well, get yourself a dictionary. Mess around a bit with this thing called common sense.
Comment 20: Are you real Sushanta Paul? Or is it your fake ID?

Reply 20: No, I am unreal Sushanta Paul. Facebook has verified this page as Mark Zuckerberg is my boyfriend.
Comment 21: You've blocked three of my IDs; I'm creating this one to ask, why did you block me? 🤣

Reply 21: I blocked you out of love. My ex said if you love someone, you have to hurt them. I listen to everything she says. Now I'll block this ID of yours too.
Comment 22: I'm in class nine. How should I study for BCS from now? 🤣

Reply 22: No need to study. Get a fake honors certificate made from Nilkhet and apply for the next BCS. Time is valuable, no point wasting it.
Comment 23: You're going live? Great! Thinking you'll talk about preparation strategies for all government jobs in Bangladesh! 🤣

Reply 23: Why not talk about samba-dance learning techniques too?
Comment 24: After listening to you, my girlfriend has learned to stay alone. It's all your fault! 🤣

Reply 24: Tell her not to stay alone, tell her to stay with me. If she refuses, threaten her with ghosts if necessary.
Comment 25: Sir, my height is 5 feet 1 inch. I'm weak at Past Indefinite Tense, don't know compound words, but I'm good at interest calculations. I look fair, but my skin is light black. Am I perfect for becoming a police officer? 🤣

Reply 25: Absolutely perfect! Just memorize three examples of compound words and head straight to Khagrachari for commando training!
Comment 26: Brother, why don't you ask the authorities to conduct IBA exams in Bengali! 🤣

Reply 26: In Bengali? That's too much trouble! Instead, should I ask them to conduct it in your regional dialect?
Comment 27: Do you have to travel so much and post photos just because you're a BCS cadre? Can't stand the attitude! 😂

Reply 27: If traveling and posting photos makes me this, then what should I become, sir? Any ideas?
Comment 28: Mithila and Tahsan broke up, yet why are you still silent? Answer. 😂

Reply 28: They broke up without your permission? Really! Where did they get such audacity! Go to the police station right now, file a case, cool your head!
Comment 29: apnar moton pramek ghora ghora jonmo nek. 🤣

Reply 29: Strange! Why should I be born in every house? Isn't the one birth I took enough for your eyes?
Comment 30: Why did you become a BCS cadre despite being an engineer? The nation demands an answer! 🤣

Reply 30: It was a mistake, boss! Such a mistake will never happen again!
Comment 31: Don't sister-in-law see these posts you make? 🤣

Reply 31: Always eyeing someone else's wife! Will you never reform?
Comment 32: Don't write so many love stories! Give straight motivation, man. Don't like all these tales! From today I'm unfollowing your page! 😂

Reply 32: What are you saying, darling! You're leaving, piece of my heart! If you leave, who will I live for, baby! Without you, what will I tear in this life, my sweet! How could you say such words, birdie! How could you, my dear bird? How? How? How? Why didn't I die before seeing this comment, my parrot? Am I living all these days just to see this, darling! Did you forget everything in a second? Our love, our romance, our entire unhappened family! I don't believe this, don't believe it, I don't believe it! You can never do this! Don't go, companion, oh oh oh...
Comment 33: Do you claim to be a 'genius'? First get a PhD and show us! 🤣

Reply 33: Don't want to show you anything more, please! I'm straight!
Comment 34: What are you trying to say by showing pictures of English books? Showing off? 🤣

Reply 34: I'm trying to say, Chowdhury saheb, I may be poor, but my phone can also take pictures!
Comment 35: Brother, I've fallen in love with you. 🤣

Reply 35: Let's finish the rest of our conversation in inbox, how about that?
Comment 36: What should I do if I want to become a BCS cadre from a private university? 🤣

Reply 36: You have to take the BCS exam.
Comment 37: My height is 5 feet. Can I take BCS? 🤣

Reply 37: Why can't you? The high benches in the exam hall aren't that high! And if you can't reach while sitting, you can stand and write, you can even stand on the low bench and write if you want! No problem!
Comment 38: Can one become a BCS cadre from National University? 🤣

Reply 38: No no, what are you saying! All cadres are from international universities!
Comment 39: How do you write so much? 🤣

Reply 39: With the help of a keyboard.
Comment 40: What do you think of yourself because you became a BCS cadre? 🤣

Reply 40: I think I'm a BCS cadre.
Comment 41: What do you do staying up so late instead of sleeping? 🤣

Reply 41: Will you stay quiet if I just answer this? Or will you ask for links and stuff again?
Comment 42: Do you just buy so many books? Or do you read them too? If you don't read, what's the point of buying? 🤣

Reply 42: It was a mistake, boss! Forgive me this time!
Comment 43: What do you think of yourself? 🤣

Reply 43: Someone whom you follow.
Comment 44: Why do you only talk about BCS, BCS all the time? By doing all this, you're destroying an entire generation! 🤣

Reply 44: Your Nobel Prize is stored right under my bed—under the broken leg, to be precise. Once your fiery speech is over, please be kind enough to wake me from my slumber. I'm quite eager to hurl a chunk of Nobel at you! Your oratory has stirred such excitement in my body that I've grown drowsy!
Comment 45: Why do you get transferred so often? 🤣

Reply 45: Because I have a job.
There are so many more! I can't remember them all. If any come back to me, I'll return with more responses!