What longing! Ah, this life!

 
Today is your day off! I'm feeling so mischievous,
I want to tease you all day long!
Want to know why?


Because…
today you're home,
today you have no office,
today you can't step out,
today your laptop has no charge,
today there'll be no electricity at home,
today even the UPS battery is dead,
today you have no other pressing work,
today there's no one else home, just you and me,
today I have you all to myself, completely alone,
today's menu is your favorite drumstick curry and hilsa roe,
today is my chance…to torment you so much I'll steal your precious sleep!


Truly, today I'll raise a storm and nibble your head to bits!
Today I'll drive you mad, but I'll go mad myself first!