1. The river's far shore sighs and declares, Only the unmarried are happy, so the married believes.
2. Sometimes, true joy lies not in the catching, but in being caught.
3. Wild things are beautiful in the wild, crushes on Facebook.
4. The first lover sleeps, in every woman's heart.
5. She who never gossips about her husband—who calls her human? She is a woman-human indeed!
6. Filth is the backbone of Facebook.
7. Buying two rupees worth of data, I raise my head high, Commenting everywhere, the fool wants to be a hero.
8. Envy is the mother of misfortune.
9. Hate not superstition, but the parents who birth it.
10. No greater torment than trying to educate the uneducated by embracing them to your chest!
11. Come to learn envy, leave spewing abuse.
12. Even if you are noble, why shouldn't I be a scoundrel?
13. Without envy in the heart, the mouth could never spew such torrents of abuse.
14. Facebook is the root of becoming faceless.
15. Rising each morning, I tell myself: today let me tear off my own mask.
16. Early to Facebook, early to status, makes a man chatter, judgmental and bogus.
17. Chase your dreams! Chase them so small that one day people will consider touching you the fulfillment of their dreams!
18. To stay alive you must respect circumstances, even if you're king of the land.
19. If you want to win, don't weep over why another won— search for the reason you lost.
20. Your intentions weren't wrong, nothing evil lived in your heart; she simply wasn't written in your fate!
21. A person can transcend their abilities, but not their destiny.
22. If there were no parting in this world, who would remember whom with such depth!?
23. If someday I want to know why you left, whom will I ask!
24. Where do these birds come from, who stay awake all night themselves yet come asking others, 'Why are you awake so late?' The bastards think you need their permission to stay up late!!
25. Can angry people have good hearts? Yes, they certainly can! But what am I to do with that good heart that makes my heart feel bad?
26. Never say that one who bears your anger doesn't love you.
27. Only after destroying oneself for another's sake do people understand the worth of their own life.
28. Hardest to bear is the love of one who loves but doesn't know how to keep you in peace.
29. In childhood, touching books, I told many lies. After growing up, touching glasses of wine, I've told not a single lie.
30. Dream, but never mistake dreams for life, or life for dreams.
Life is life, dreams are dreams!
31. Looking back, I wonder— could I ever have imagined this would be my life!
32. You weep for the one you couldn't have— if only you could see the tears of the one who weeps because he has her!
33. Everyone thinks another man's wife looks like a fairy. Everyone thinks their own son looks like a prince.
34. To forget you every day I keep myself busier than the day before.
Thank you! Had you stayed I could never have done so much with my life
35. When someone comes before you every day calling you bad, before looking at yourself, look at that donkey who has to appear daily before such a bad person!