Just one request

Beloved, I love everything about you—
your breasts, your nose, your gaze.
Your voice, your laughter and tears.
Your fingers, the curve of your thighs.
Your back, navel, waist, hips.

Even when you're angry, I adore you; even when you sulk, I'm charmed.
I want to live as your willing slave.
Whatever you desire shall be...
Just one small request—
please stop making that awful slurping sound when you drink tea!