1. The state believes in free speech only to the extent that the state's existence is not endangered.
2. There is only one answer to all of life's questions: death.
3. Women, while flirting, fall in love without even knowing when it happens. Men, while flirting, become good flirts without even knowing when it happens.
4. Women mistake gifts for love, mistake love for gifts and get caught.
5. One can afford to eat at five-star hotel restaurants every day only when one no longer has the time to go there.
6. Love, love, love! Yes, this very love has destroyed all human capacity for love!
7. With someone you must wonder whether to speak with fear or without fear— with such a person you can at best converse, but never truly talk.
8. When wanting to sleep with someone, men say "I love you," women wait to be told "I love you."
9. Love is a good thing, provided there's no expectation of getting anything back.
10. There is nothing more wonderful than autobiography for candidly revealing unpleasant truths about other people's lives.
11. The mistake women make by not marrying is the same mistake men make by marrying.
12. Go ahead, make mistakes. But be careful to ensure that none of your mistakes clash with any of mine.
13. : Come, let's have dinner together. : Sorry, I'm having my period.
14. If you want to do something for the poor, first you must remove yourself from their ranks.
15. Most of the time, "I'm busy" means "I don't want to give you my time."
16. To be established means reaching that position where giving money is easier for you than giving time.
17. To grab the powerful by the collar requires the strength of your right hand. To grab the powerless by the collar requires no hand at all!
18. For suicide, failure alone is not enough— you also need some success.
19. Some people are worthless because they are worthless; some people are worthless because they are intelligent.
20. The greatest advantage of being a rich man's son is this: you can afford to ignore tedious advice and counsel.