After Turning Off the Phone

 
Why have you switched off your phone?
Fine, keep it off! Don't turn it on at all! Not at all!


I'm keeping watch here — if I see you on Facebook later,
I'll punch you so hard I'll break your nose.


What a rude boy you are!
You make me sad, you make me sad, and then... you make me sad again!
If I didn't love you so much, I wouldn't feel this terrible, do you understand?


Oh! You don't need love anyway,
you need peace and comfort, nothing else!


Let me tell you — in this world, peace's mother, comfort's mother...
everything has died and turned to ghosts... long ago!
Only unrest's and discomfort's... parents and fourteen generations survive!
The sum of all these generations is... love!


I've learned that you love living in peace.
Love-shove isn't exactly what you need.


Good, very good! Let's have a round of applause for you!
I've decided I'll love you so much, so very much...
that peace and comfort... will be forced to flee from you!
Only my love will remain, and... your love will join it.
Do you get it, boy?


You'll love me deeply,... deeply means deeply!
You'll cherish me deeply,... yes, deeply...!
You'll bear my anger, you'll bear my sulking.
You won't scold me, you won't try to make me understand things with your harsh words.


And another thing — don't use a single English word!
If you ever chatter with me using English words again,
I'll grab you by the throat! You silly boy!


Say "I love you," you rude boy!
I'm missing you... so much, so much and... so much!
I love you, I love you, I love you!


Your phone is still off! Ugh...!
Did I say I'd call you within the next five days? How strange!
You've just switched off your phone for no reason!


Go to the washroom... and drop your phone in the water!
No need to keep it off, no need to keep it locked down either.
I feel like biting you hard and drawing blood from your lips! You unbearable living devil!


Fine then! You don't have to turn your phone on!
From today I won't stay up nights with you anymore.
You probably don't know — I don't have the habit of staying up late.
I only sit up waiting for you.


You've punished me by keeping your phone off, I'll remember this.
From today on I won't speak to you on any night again.
From now on everything will be as you wish.
You'll never even know what I want.


I'm leaving. Stay well, be happy.
If I hurt you without understanding... please forgive me.
I'm truly sorry from my heart.